Day 4 - It only gets better.
Now, as some of you know, I started out posting my chronicles on the forum pages at Project Entropia BB. For some unknown reason I got a lot of feedback saying how nice it was. So... in the time honoured tradition of the web I created a Blog... This blog... to keep all the entries in, and for you, yes that includes the idiots that have killed me over the last few days to post their comments!
So onto Day 4. - It started out slow, I was near the rig so I thought I'd try again to get some oil, Why... I dunno, it just sounded like a good idea at the time. (Secretly I think I was hoping to become an oil baron or something!!) Anyway I got to the rig and found a group of what I thought were friendly people. Noone saying it was closed or anything nasty like that. My luck was in. I stood motionless looking at some daft screen that didn't do much for... well lets just say I watched East Enders, Coronation Street and some damn boring documentary on Some russion bloke I'd never heard of. Occaisionally I'd run around a bit, do a little dance, sing a little song... get down tonight ohhh yeh..... etc. Obviously I now understand, this sort of hocus pocus annoys a few people especially when you use gestures to egg them on a bit..... I didn't know... I'm a newbie! And when you threaten to stick a barrell up some where the sun doesn't shine of someone that has some fancy clothes and a rather pointy looking sword... well lets just say I ended up reviving and decided that I wasn't going to be in the next episode of Dallas!
So off I went, tail between legs, getting a little fed up now.... I'm not getting anywhere fast, the kids a crying... The TV is crap.... Porn was beckoning!!!
I strolled around a bit, and eventually after trying to find some fruit and dung (without success) ended up at twin Peaks, a new TP for me. At least I could get back to my old stomping grounds and perhaps sweat (still makes me laugh) gathering and a few MOBS (why I ask you... why???)
So there I was wandering, and someone, sorry I don't recall who said "EPIC" wanted to see me at one of the TP's. I was a little suprised. I recalled the name from a private message on the BB saying something about a mentor <-- don't even ask what I thought that meant at first... thanks Harry Potter!!!
Anyway I made my way to this TP and low and behold there was this Dude (he can only be described as such... Nice hat you see!!!) we chated for a bit and he congratulated me on my writings (Why... I dunno, but hell I ain't arguing) Then off he shot with a mention of I'll get you a weapon and armour.
I was pleased, but not convinced. Some stranger wanted to give me stuff??? My mum always told me not to accept anything from strangers!!!
Anyway, he came back and he did indeed present me with various fancy looking pieces of armour, not just one, but a whole damn suit of the stuff.... Now I'm cool you see!! He also presented me with an axe... saying something about it can be used to create something else. (I'll figure that piece of magic out later!!) Not only that, he gave me some cash! yup real Cash... Not millions, but hell it was better than nothing.
All he wanted in return was my body..... only kidding, He wanted to become my Mentor, which I found out, meant that he'd assist me in my life on PE. (sorry Mum). Great, so after a little banter and dare I say it sickening praise by me... I saw a red blob..... look out world here I come....I ran off towards the MOB (*snigger*) and started wielding. within seconds, it was dead. Pay backs a bitch, ain't it!!! Not only that, I was presented with some silver things just for right clicking! PEC's I found out.... not worth much but exciting all the same! I said my good byes to the One and only Greatness known as EPIC (*tipping my hat once again*) and off I ran... like a crazed mad man in a rather expensive glass selling emporium.
It was late, Time for bed, but I couldn't quit now.... I've got a weapon. I need to do some damage...I went back to PA and set off to find some small creatures to exact my revenge on. I found loads, the weapon worked like a treat and the armour, well I'm stil alive aren't I.
It was getting on for 1am, kids would be up in 5 hours, wife occasionally banging on the floor to shut me up when I jeered after accomplishing another kill, so off to bed I went!
Once again EPIC.... You are the one responsible for my continued interest in PE. I am more than grateful for you kindness oh great one.
So onto Day 4. - It started out slow, I was near the rig so I thought I'd try again to get some oil, Why... I dunno, it just sounded like a good idea at the time. (Secretly I think I was hoping to become an oil baron or something!!) Anyway I got to the rig and found a group of what I thought were friendly people. Noone saying it was closed or anything nasty like that. My luck was in. I stood motionless looking at some daft screen that didn't do much for... well lets just say I watched East Enders, Coronation Street and some damn boring documentary on Some russion bloke I'd never heard of. Occaisionally I'd run around a bit, do a little dance, sing a little song... get down tonight ohhh yeh..... etc. Obviously I now understand, this sort of hocus pocus annoys a few people especially when you use gestures to egg them on a bit..... I didn't know... I'm a newbie! And when you threaten to stick a barrell up some where the sun doesn't shine of someone that has some fancy clothes and a rather pointy looking sword... well lets just say I ended up reviving and decided that I wasn't going to be in the next episode of Dallas!
So off I went, tail between legs, getting a little fed up now.... I'm not getting anywhere fast, the kids a crying... The TV is crap.... Porn was beckoning!!!
I strolled around a bit, and eventually after trying to find some fruit and dung (without success) ended up at twin Peaks, a new TP for me. At least I could get back to my old stomping grounds and perhaps sweat (still makes me laugh) gathering and a few MOBS (why I ask you... why???)
So there I was wandering, and someone, sorry I don't recall who said "EPIC" wanted to see me at one of the TP's. I was a little suprised. I recalled the name from a private message on the BB saying something about a mentor <-- don't even ask what I thought that meant at first... thanks Harry Potter!!!
Anyway I made my way to this TP and low and behold there was this Dude (he can only be described as such... Nice hat you see!!!) we chated for a bit and he congratulated me on my writings (Why... I dunno, but hell I ain't arguing) Then off he shot with a mention of I'll get you a weapon and armour.
I was pleased, but not convinced. Some stranger wanted to give me stuff??? My mum always told me not to accept anything from strangers!!!
Anyway, he came back and he did indeed present me with various fancy looking pieces of armour, not just one, but a whole damn suit of the stuff.... Now I'm cool you see!! He also presented me with an axe... saying something about it can be used to create something else. (I'll figure that piece of magic out later!!) Not only that, he gave me some cash! yup real Cash... Not millions, but hell it was better than nothing.
All he wanted in return was my body..... only kidding, He wanted to become my Mentor, which I found out, meant that he'd assist me in my life on PE. (sorry Mum). Great, so after a little banter and dare I say it sickening praise by me... I saw a red blob..... look out world here I come....I ran off towards the MOB (*snigger*) and started wielding. within seconds, it was dead. Pay backs a bitch, ain't it!!! Not only that, I was presented with some silver things just for right clicking! PEC's I found out.... not worth much but exciting all the same! I said my good byes to the One and only Greatness known as EPIC (*tipping my hat once again*) and off I ran... like a crazed mad man in a rather expensive glass selling emporium.
It was late, Time for bed, but I couldn't quit now.... I've got a weapon. I need to do some damage...I went back to PA and set off to find some small creatures to exact my revenge on. I found loads, the weapon worked like a treat and the armour, well I'm stil alive aren't I.
It was getting on for 1am, kids would be up in 5 hours, wife occasionally banging on the floor to shut me up when I jeered after accomplishing another kill, so off to bed I went!
Once again EPIC.... You are the one responsible for my continued interest in PE. I am more than grateful for you kindness oh great one.
posted by Speedy Pants at 12/09/2005 10:59:00 AM
2 Comments:
No need for thanks or "sickening praise" haha! For you see, I have an ulterior motive in mentoring you and that is the "gift" PE will give me upon your graduation and completion of Hogwart's Academy..er..Discipleship. Could be a worthless trifle or could be a glorious treasure. Tis random you see.
We can discuss this at another time but for now, I must attend to the legion of paparazzo camped outside my door, now that I am an online celebrity. The great Speedy Pants has mentioned me in his super fantastic blog and I must grant yet another interview to the leading magazines and papers of the day.
Adieu!
-EPIC
Mob -- It's short for "mobile" and has represented just about anything you could kill since those fancy mmorpg's were all text and known as MUDs. :)
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